You can't even make this shit up: today in our break room, a woman here brought purple-dyed white chocolate-dipped strawberries, "to symbolize the Purple Heart for our injured soldiers."

a) WHAT?

and

b) What is this, the Superbowl or something? Why would I want to delight in a candy depicting other people's pain? Strange, how people are.

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When you bite into the strawberry, it's still red, right?

And if it's ripe, it's all nice and juicy...

Red and dripping...

Purple hearts, pur-r-ple hearts. Only want to see you eating chocolate purple hearts.
Amazing Larry | Homepage | 03.17.03 - 8:58 pm | #

Oh, sweet sweet purple hearts. Here, I also brought along chilled Asparagus, its soft prickly tips are there to symbolize Our Reserve and Persistance. And, I basted them in Pepsi. So have at it.
Shawnja | 03.18.03 - 3:42 am

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