Another entry in the You Can't Make This Shit Up diaries, I just got this URGENT email in my work inbox:
Yesterday we noticed that the coffee canister (and the coffee inside) in the 2nd floor small pantry (room 2108) was missing. Since then, we have not had any luck in locating it. If you know the whereabouts of the containter, would you please return it to the pantry. This is very frustrating to the anyone who uses this pantry regularly.
That is a real person's name.
Oh dear lord.
LOVE the new look, by the way. William F. House | Homepage | 03.20.03 - 4:16 pm