HAHAHAH oh geez Hollywood is hilarious. Back to my regularly scheduled auditioning: today it was for a (no kidding) Suzanne Somers infomercial. I entered the room to find two very perky women extolling the virtues of Suzanne's vanishing cream. It went like a dream. They have a haircare line, and asked if I have damaged hair. I SURE DO! They have a skincare line, and they asked if I have damaged skin. I SURE DO! They have a vanishing cream, and asked if I have freckles. I SURE DO! They have a footcare line, and asked if I have damaged feet. YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT!! I took off my shoes to reveal calloused, crackly feet. They squealed with delight. "They're perfect! Don't change a thing! Gorgeous!" I am quite sure that this is the only time in my career where revealing my nasty feet to ogling women will get me a job. David said I'm going to become the Parker Posey of infomercials. As god as my witness, I will Set It And Forget It again!!