This is beautiful. This is hilarious. You're not going to believe this.
My hubby took off work today, to hang out with Chuck his cousin who is in town. They came to visit me at lunch. Upon returning, I kissed my husband goodbye in the hallway. David and Chuck left, and I went back to work. About an hour later, I get a call from the security guard downstairs. She tells me that what I "did" in the hall was against the rules and that the Boss saw me. I have no idea what she's talking about. "You kissed that man in the hallway!!" Huh? She let me know in no uncertain terms that I could be FIRED for doing that, and that the Boss looked SHOCKED, that it's a good thing I'm a temp because if I were a REAL employee, I'd be in real trouble. AND THEN, she says, "Now, it looked like a real tender kiss, and it seemed like you two are going through something important right now. Are you going through something? Cause that looked like a real special kiss." WHAT THE FUCK? I just didn't know what to say, so I hung up.
Folks, I was just busted for kissing my very own husband in the hallway of my very own work. Bramble's Peter just asked if I were the husband kissing his wife if anyone would have said anything. A damn good question.